Romance in Anime

[Spoken: Elias Adee]
Meow

[Verse 1]
I don't know what to say
I'm sure something is wrong with me
I always get really sad
I lack the energy, I have way too much empathy
'Cause romance anime makes me sad

[Pre-Chorus]
I get so jealous of
The way that Haruko molested Naota (He's a kid)
Or the way Asuka, passed out in a trauma
As Shinji stared into his hand

[Chorus]
Because romance in anime it makes me so sad (so sad)
Like Space Dandy and Scarlette
When the train cut through their paths (their paths)
Light Yagami and Misa when Light got fucked in the ass (By Ryuk)
Ichigo and Rukia aftеr 300 episodes ('Cause I quit watching)

[Verse 2]
I know I'm fucking lamе
I'm sure I'm just really lonely
Another typical weeb
I'm always crying when the two drawings are hugging
(I sure hope that my dad doesn't walk into my room)

[Pre-Chorus]
I get so jealous of
The way that Hinata and Naruto were a thing
I'm sad 'cause Homura, tried to save Madoka
And Madoka just kept dying

[Chorus]
Because romance in anime it makes me so sad (so sad)
Midoriya and Ochoko when the writers keep playing it out (playing it out)
Like Spike and Julia
When Julia got fucking capped
Kagome, Inuyasha, I don't know that anime sucks

[Bridge]
It makes me sad
I get so mad
It's out of hand
I can't seem
To enjoy these... flirting... or molesting
I'm such a mess
Misato's breasts
Or Haruko's... Rapey habits

[Pre-Chorus]
I get so jealous of
The way that Haruko molested Naota (He's a kid)
Or the way Asuka, passed out in a trauma
As Shinji nutted in his hand

[Chorus]
Because romance in anime it makes me so sad (so sad)
Like Space Dandy and Scarlette
When the train cut through their paths (their paths)
Light Yagami and Misa when Light got fucked in the ass (By Ryuk)
Ichigo and Rukia after 300 episodes ('Cause I quit watching)

[Outro]
Because romance in anime it makes me so sad
Because romance in anime it makes me so sad
Because romance in anime it makes me so sad
Because romance in anime it makes me so sad