MTV Makes Me Want to Smoke Crack [Previously Unreleased Track]

MTV makes me want to smoke crack,
Fall out of the window and I'm never comin' back
MTV makes me want to get high,
Can't get a ride no matter how I try,
And everything's perfect and everything's bright,
And everyone's perky and everyone's uptight
I watch those videos, I watch em all day
And I plug em in my eyeballs HEEEEEEEY YAH
And the colors are nice, and the pictures are nice,
And the girls are nice, everything's so nice
MTV makes me want to smoke crack,
Fall out of the window and I'm never comin' back
MTV makes me want to get high,
Can't get a ride
Can't get a ride
Can't get a ride
Can't get a ride
Well I work at the video store making change
And I'm counting out the pennies
Twistin' in my brain
Condos in the distance,
And smog in the air
No one in the streets, and no one anywhere
I drink when I drink and I eat from a can
And I'm standin' by the microwave 'til I feel special
And I'm checkin' out the furniture
I want to buy a sofa
Might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town
And MTV made me want to smoke crack
Fall out of the window and I'm never comin' back
MTV made me want to get high,
Can't get a ride
Can't get a ride
Can't get a ride
Can't get a ride
Can't get a ride
MTV made want to burn flesh
Have a little orgy down in the satellite dish