20 Years (That's a Lot Of Beer)

Twenty years that's a lot of beers
Started up this band in 94
We toured the world in a Coleman with some wheels
I know I've sang this song before
But was that back when we still had a record deal
But our story isn't finished and the ink still hasn't dried
We've punished all our livers we've laughed and we've cried
And I think I've still got some room for some more tattoos

Singing la la la so many awesome memories
Some of them I can still recall
La la la we're still alive and drinking
Twenty years that's a lot of beers

We're still the same we've always been
Break up songs with power chords
And a shit load of Miller Lite
After all this time we're still best friends
(we're still best friends)
Gotten into a lot of pants but only two bar fights
Green Day's been on broadway
Well Bruce puked on that street
Back when Salm and Blake were funny
And rockstars still ate meat
And I still had a lot of room for more tattoos

Singing la la la so many awesome memories
Some of them I can still recall
La la la we're still alive and drinking
Twenty years that's a lot of beers
Twenty years that's a lot of beers

We haven't lost any hair
We haven't lost any pounds
We haven't lost any fans
Cause we're the best fucking band around
And we all just got our third matching tattoo

Singing la la la so many awesome memories
Some of them I can still recall
La la la we're still alive and drinking
Twenty years that's a lot of beers
Twenty years that's a lot of beers
Twenty years that's a lot of beers