The Story of a Slut
[Verse 1]
Yo, this bitch was the type only found in wet dreamz
This bitch has been a slut since turning 15
She never knew her father
Pussy so good it made every dick harder
She had a class ass but had the face of a slut
Always available for a good fuck to bust a nut
You could get it free just as long as you'd suck her cunt
If her boyfriend ever caught her cheating he would fuck her up
He didn't give a shit 'bout what she was doing, saying whore, sush
Didn't know this was toxic 'cause they're both retards like George Bush
Only 20 but her pussy resеmbles an unclean toilet
Hеr saying no is like Gordan Ramsey saying "here's eggs, just boil it"
In bed she screams like cap lock on a laptop with a black cock
But as the years go on she finds herself more on men with dad bods
[Chorus]
She is just a horny slut though
She is just a horny slut though
She is just a horny slut though
She is just a horny slut though
She is just a horny slut though
[Verse 2]
Yeah, this is a story of a slut
No one knows her name apart from the Horny Slut
Her record was in 18 days doing forty fucks
Her catchphrase was "just fucking record me, Cunt"
Being on camera was a bigger turn on for her than rope n tape
However, she had this fantasy of being fucked in the throat n raped
She had big tits, blonde hair and blue eyes
This slut had a pretty strong food fetish, she always used limes
But she had a habit of breaking men's hearts, hope you die
Is what those pussies always said
The money stopped so she started charging more to make bread
She even started fucking those who are grey haired
Fucked a guy who like it when she played dead
[Chorus]
She is just a horny slut though
She is just a horny slut though
She is just a horny slut though
She is just a horny slut though
She is just a horny slut though
[Verse 3]
Now she's thirty, pussy covered in herpes
Now she's not even making any earnings
And got to thinking about who her dad was
She heard he was living in Illinois
By this time she thought she was winnin', boy
She fucked 10 men while she was there because she's easy, boy
She later found out her dad was actually in D.C., boy
She finally got there and found a note
It read, "I know you're a ho, meet me at this address, yo
She finds the address which leads her to alley
Some bloke snuck behind her and shove a finger up her fanny
But then said "Oh shit", she turned around
She was then looking into the eyes of Al Gore
She says "I'm poor", he says, "how poor?"
He then says "Sorry Slut, but I can't have people know my daughter is a whore"
He then gets on his unicorn and flies into the sky
Eating his baked pie, he waves bye
And you're probably thinking what is the point in this story kids
Well I'll tell you
Don't do drugs