Ugly Girl (Fleming & John Cover)

When I saw you at the grocery store
You were sharin' a shopping cart with her
And I couldn't turn and run away
I didn't know what to say

You introduced us for the first time
And I had to look her in the eye
But you could not have imagined my surprise

Can't you see?
You're leaving me
For an ugly girl
Does she talk about politics?
And all that stuff that used to makes me sick
Does she smoke cigars and stay up late?
Oh she's so great

Does she tell you what you want to hear?
And I bet she could grow a beard
I feel better thinking you were queer

It's not fair
I can't compare
To an ugly girl
To an ugly girl
Lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalala
Lalalalalala

Hahaha, the joke's on me

I feel jealous and I feel mean
She's so nice
That it makes up for her face
There's no way, do you have to keep your eyes closed
Do you have to keep the lights down low?
Oh I bet you wish you had a blind fold

Can't you see, you're leaving me
For an ugly girl
For an ugly girl
She's an ugly girl
A real ugly girl
Lalalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalala
She's an ugly girl
An ugly girl