You Can’t Be Serious

Oh...
Don't call me a liar

Blinded by the flashing lights
Frozen in my footsteps
I was all alone that night
Of course, I had no witness

Oh, son of a gun, I wanted to run
But I was controlled now by a force unknown
I couldn't advance, it had me caught up in a trance
I finally escaped, I stated my case
Reported I saw a thing from outer space
They wouldn't believe
They said you're crazy, are you kidding me

Oh, and I know you
You can't be serious, no
I know you
You can't be serious, no

I went back to find some proof
And once again it happened
A laser opened up the roof
Beamed me up inside, then

They greeted me first, before they searched
Into my mind to see what they could find
They lead me to think that they were gonna colonize
I told them a lie, don't even try
Living on earth, 'cause you will surely die
They wouldn't believe
They said you're crazy, are you kidding me

Whoa, I know you
You can't be serious, no
I know you
You can't be serious, no

No, you can't be serious, oh, serious
No, you can't be serious
No, you can't be serious, oh, serious
No, you can't be serious

Do you think that I'm losing my mind
Or maybe I've gone a little far this time
It's just a vision or it's an optical illusion
Well, even my friends laughed at me when
I told them of the peculiar happenings
They wouldn't believe
They said you're crazy, are you kidding me

Whoa, I know you
You can't be serious, no
I know you
You can't be serious, no
Oh, no

Don't call me a liar
Oh...

No, you can't be serious, oh, serious
No, you can't be serious, oh, serious
Oh, no

Don't call me a liar
Oh...

Baby, baby, baby
You can't be serious, oh, serious
No, you can't be serious, oh, serious

I know you
You can't be serious, no
I know you
You can't be serious, no...