Rodeo Hand

He's a rodeo hand a dying breed
Drifting like a tumble weed
Rolling where the urge tells him to go
And all this cowboy really needs is a
Tank of gas and entry fees
To get him to the next big rodeo
Now most athletes take alfalfa
Pills and super B's
A cowboy don't need all that motern stuff
A cowboy's got to be lean and mean
He trains on caffine and nicotine
And them all night drives help
To make him tough
He's underfed and under paid and too
Damn hungry to be afraid
Some where between the crazy and insane
Cowboys ain't afraid pf dying shoot he'd
Even ride a red eyed Lion
If you'd show him where to take the rein
Now the only coach a cowboy needs is a
Growling gut that says come on let's eat
So tonight cowboy you better
Make a winning ride
Bout the only thing that makes him go
Is that big gold buckle waiting down the road
And a bad case of too much cowboy pride