3 Sheets to the Wind

Ahh...
I`m here and it`s clear I`m gonna flow so yo black
Just get on up or yo get the bozak
'Cause it ain`t Kojak or Dr. Suess

It`s the kid mother fucker and I`m gonna get loose
'Cause I got the juice to spruce and get nice and
So enticing strong like a bison
Ruff like brandy and no one knows

That I got more riffs than Randy Rhoads
Smash, slash and when I trash I bash
I get ill I chill but you don`t know the half
I trip I rip and though I think I`m slick

I`m nothin but a funky country hick
But I still get down with a sound that pumps
And you can hear me from the trucks and the trunks that bump
Never been questioned by the F.B.I

Although I`ve tried every method just to get high
L.S.D. is what I`m trippin on
And O.E. bitch is what I`m sippin on
A big fat booty`s what I`m grippin on

But for now I`m gonna rock and keep rippin on
Down to the mother fuckin A.M.
As I co bump and jump and keep the crowd in mayhem
No brain no pain...Now c`mon why'all and tell me what`s my name

3 sheets 2 the wind is the state I`m in
Half off the wagon with my feet draggin'
Taggin' hoes gettin' lots of trim
Gettin' jocks and props for all the spots I rock

I`m true I`m blue like Captain Kangaroo
And for the few who knew yo I`m a bang for you
Because the Kid Rock ain`t no bitch yo
And I ain't no radio want to get rich ho

So count my props you can`t get with me and fuck all you cops you ain`t shit to me
But hoes with guns playin hard for fun
So stay off my dick becuz I ain`t the one
And for anyone tryin to bust me up

You better chill with that tryin to fuck me up
And if you`re talkin shit I`m gonna shut ya up
And all ya wack D.J.`s I`m gonna cut ya up
'Cause I don`t give a fuck about no one

And when I wax I tax and that`s just how it goes son
Yo ain`t no sucker
'Cause I`m the kid.."rock mother fucker"
Straight from Mo-town and I won`t slow down

I cease the cheese M.C,`s I moe down
And I show no shame 'cause I`m down for mine
Now tell me what`s my name
It ain`t Eric Clapton and this ain`t slowhand

I`m the kid ya dig and I`m a rock the whole land
'Cause no man can make a track this grand
And if you know what I know than just...