Little Miss Loser
JACQUES RICHARD, RICHARD JACQUES, RONALD MILLER, RONALD N. MILLER, WILLIAM STEVENSON
Ooh, you set the table, supper's done
Candlelight and wine for one
'Cause Little Miss Loser lost again
Ooh, Christmas Eve you waited for
But all your dreams stayed in the store
Yes, Little Miss Loser, you lost again
Aren't you the same child who had
Those tears in your eyes?
Why were you the only girl in town?
Ooh, bought a box of Cracker Jack
And didn't get a prize
Even then the world put you down
Cinderella, she found her knight
And love protectеd Miss Snow White
Your Prince Charming nevеr came in
Where's he been?
Why can't Little Miss Loser win?