Tonight Is Right For Love (and Chef)

[CHEF]
Tonight is right for love, you know I
Wanna touch you where the lights don't go
Tonight is right for love
With Meredith Baxter-Birney

Expressing love so sweet,
I'll keep you burning like a dog in heat
Tonight is right for love
With Meredith Baxter-Birney

We had a love that was so magical
With Meredith Baxter-Birney burning, burning in my soul
I'm not talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney today, no
I'm talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney
That was on Family Ties two years ago

[MEAT LOAF]
After the love comes a darkness in hell
A demon inside you like a bottomless well
Nothing is safe and everything is a lie
Love doesn't last, no matter how hard you try
Burnin', burnin', through your brain
Unthinkable pain...
(CHEF: Meat)
But when you finally realize that it's all in vein
(CHEF: Meat Loaf)
Splinters of wood, they can be forced through your eyes
(CHEF: Meat Loaf)
Cheese graters of steel (CHEF: Meat!!!) being rubbed in your thighs
(CHEF: Meat!!!)
Your skin is (CHEF: Hey Meat!) comin' off and you
(CHEF: MEAT LOAF!!)
Railin' in salt, WHAT?!

[CHEF]
Where are you goin' son?

[MEAT LOAF]
Oh... gosh...

[CHEF]
Come back to us, we're over here

[MEAT LOAF]
OK, Oh, sorry Chef, man. Sorry

[CHEF]
OK son, but this song is about Meredith Baxter-Birney, alright
But not about splinters of wood in your eyes

[MEAT LOAF]
You're right

[CHEF]
Here, have a taco

[MEAT LOAF]
Taco, great, I need a taco

[CHEF]
You're messing up stuff with Meredith Baxter-Birney. OK?

[MEAT LOAF]
Mmm. Yeah, great

[MEAT LOAF & CHEF]
Tonight is right for love
[CHEF]
The rain is fallen and Jay Leno is on
Let's turn down the lights, turn up the volume
And go crazy
I'll touch your body and soul
And change the channels with remote control
[MEAT LOAF & CHEF]
'Cause tonight is right for love
[CHEF]
With Meredith Baxter-Birney