Stupid, Stoned & Dumb

[Intro]
My baby said she don't want to see my face
And she kicked me right on out of her place
Now I'm back with the band and my girl is long gone
She broke my heart bad, so I wrote down this song

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 1]
I'm 'bout as sad as they come
Yeah, I'm stupid, stoned and dumb
I'm a pretty pitiful sight
Lately, I can't get myself right
"Boys, I can't get this girl out of my head
I just know she's got another man in her bed"
They said, "Bret, let us give you some advice
In Hollywood, love don't come easy, it comes at a price"

[Chorus]
So, your girlfriend is a dancer, she makes love for money
Used to get it free, we really think you're lucky
Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus
Don't break your heart, boy, or you'll end up like us

[Verse 2]
So, you got dumped, don't feel ashamed
We got a little somethin'-somethin', gonna ease your pain
So, I toke and I snort and I smoke and I sniff
By the way, what day is this?

[Chorus 2]
You're a natural born loser, don't you understand?
That's why you're born to sing in a rock 'n' roll band
Born to feel the pain and write sad songs
With losers like us, this is where you belong

[Chorus 1]
So, your girlfriend is a dancer, she makes love for money
Used to get it free, we really think you're lucky
Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus
Don't break your heart, boy, or you'll end up like us

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
The band was makin' it big, I was makin' a scene
Drivin' big cars and making some green
Wrote a big hit, a number one song
But by then, my girl was long gone

[Chorus 1]
So, your girlfriend is a dancer, she makes love for money
Used to get it free, we really think you're lucky
Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus
Don't break your heart, boy, or you'll end up like us

[Chorus 2]
You're a natural born loser, don't you understand?
That's why you're born to sing in a rock 'n' roll band
Born to feel the pain and write sad songs
With losers like us, this is where you belong