Pirate Life

[Intro: Blackbeard]
Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause I've got this treasure map

[Chorus: Edward Kenway]
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
A pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
Murderin' fools for free
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
A pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
Murderin' fools for free

[Verse 1: Edward Kenway]
They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy
Don't got a stupid peg leg or a dumbass hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
If you mess with my pirate band

[Verse 2: Edward Kenway, Blackbeard]
I'll grab my musket (Yeah!)
And I bust it (Yeah!)
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it
I steal maps (Yeah!)
Don't give craps (Yeah!)
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap

[Pre-Chorus: Edward Kenway, Blackbeard]
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting booty with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast, slashing throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of y'all are bitches

[Chorus: Edward Kenway]
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
A pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
Murderin' fools for free
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
A pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
Murderin' fools for free

[Verse 3: Blackbeard, Edward Kenway]
Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it, I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope they don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship
Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit, now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded by dick

[Verse 4: Edward Kenway, Blackbeard]
I'll grab my musket (Yeah!)
And I bust it (Yeah!)
Got a badass beard, you can't touch it
I steal maps (Yeah!)
Don't give craps (Yeah!)
Got pretty girls and I'm sitting on their laps

[Pre-Chorus: Blackbeard, Edward Kenway]
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting booty with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast, slashing throats as I pass
Making out with sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of y'all are bitches

[Chorus: Edward Kenway]
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
A pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
Murderin' fools for free
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
A pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
Murderin' fools for free

[Breakdown: Blackbeard, Edward Kenway]
Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate, once and for freakin' all

[Verse 5: Edward Kenway, Blackbeard]
I wake up ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Don't give a fuck ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Love to drink ('Cause I'm a pirate)
I stink ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Don't shower ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Make bitches cower ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Far from home ('Cause I'm a pirate)
All alone

[Pre-Chorus: Both]
'Cause we're pirates
Living our life all high on the seven seas
We're pirates
Getting booty with the cuties 'cause we do what we please
Four guns we blast, slashing throats as we pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because we're freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of y'all are bitches

[Chorus: Edward Kenway]
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
A pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
Murderin' fools for free
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
A pirate's life for me
(Yo-ho, yo-ho)
Murderin' fools for free