Ultimate Douchebag Medley

[Verse 1]
As long as I'm wealthy, I’ll never be starving
Never be homeless, never be broke
As long as I'm wealthy, my toilet is platinum
My toothbrush is rhino horn wipe my ass with gold
As long as I'm wealth, wealth, wealth, wealthy, wealthy
Wealth, wealth, wealth, wealth, wealthy, wealthy
As long as I’m wealth, wealth, wealth, wealthy, wealthy
Wealth, wealth, wealth, wealth, wealthy, wealthy

[Verse 2]
One time, cops came into my house
And found a bunch of weed
Then I made my black friend take the fall for me
One time
One time
One time
One ti-ti-ti-time

[Verse 3]
I got a bunch of tattoos (Ay), got tattoos
If you read them, you can get clues (You can get clues)
To what I had for lunch
Shit dawg, I got a bunch
On my neck, on my back, on my chest, on my abs
A bunch of tattoos

[Interlude]
Uh, uh
You love me
Hahaha

[Verse 4]
I like to pee in buckets and throw eggs at my neighbors
Make kissy faces at the camera, spit on my fans and haters
I love Selena Gomez, but I love Brazilian prostitutes more
Shwaggy!
I like to pee in buckets
Ain't no other words rhyme with more
I like to pee in buckets
Ain't no other words rhyme with more

[Interlude]
Uh, uh
You love me
Eh

[Verse 5]
I totally wish I was black
So people may say it and whack
Totally wish, to-to-totally wish

[Verse 6]
And, oh, I want to run all over the paparazzi
And, oh, splatter them over the hood of my two million dollar Bugatti

[Verse 7]
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like-

[Verse 8]
Sag my pants past my dick (Oh yeah)
Past my dick
Looks like I pooed in it (Oh yeah)
Pooed in it
Sag my pants past my dick (Oh yeah)
Past my dick
Looks like I pooed in it (Oh yeah)
Pooed in it