Some Dumb Cop Gave Me 2 Tickets Already

Umm, yeah, baby
Don't you know it like, don't it feel good
Like you know it should
In '89, right on time
Always so quick with the rhymes, ah

Girl, you know it's true
You know, you know it's true
Mike D is in love with you
In love with you
In love with you, oh baby
Girl, you know it's true
Woo, aw
Mike D is in love with you
Ah
Yeah, baby, you know, listen
Everybody know that I broke your heart, you know
Everybody know Mike D broke your heart
But you gots to stop tellin' them how I stole your car
You know, just ain't fair
Hey, you know
Just 'cause I got the, the better side of the bargain just means
That the cards were dealt to my favor, you know

Girl, you know it's true
Mike D is in love with you

Yeah, I remember the first time I saw you
And you were standing there, looking all lovely and everything
I went over, you know
And I started smelling your ass
And then Ricky Powell came over
You know, started doin' the ATD and everything
Ah, yeah, baby

Girl, you know it's true
Mike D is in love with you
Is in love with you baby, woo, in love with you
Girl, you know it's true
Mike D is in love with you
Oh, it's true, it's true, it's true, baby
Girl, you know it's true
True-a, true-a, true-a, true-a, true-a, baby, ah
Mike D is in love with you
Girl, you know it's true (I'm so true now, baby)
Oh, it's true, it's true, it's true
Mike D is in love with you
I love you, oh
Girl, you know it's true
You know a lot of MCs these days
They make records about, you know
Women taking all their money
Hey, you know I'm straight up honest
I just be leeching off my girl, you know
Just leeching off my bitch, that's what it's about
You know, hey
If you can get a roof over your head
And a pot to piss in, man
Shit, that's better then having money in the pocket
You know
Ah, yeah
Ah, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D

Now I'd like to welcome everybody
To the quiet Mike D Storm
Starring Mike D, featuring Mike D
And, ah, special appearance by Mike D
Da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Oh, oh, baby you

Girl, you know it's true
Incredible
Mike D is in love with you
Invincible
Most incredible
Unstoppable, acknickulous
Liz Claiborne, Gucci, your mother
Girl, you know it's true
That's right, baby
When you weren't looking
When you out shopping that day
Your mother came over
She was looking kinda nice, you know
Uh, you wouldn't believe what she was wearing under that dress, you know
Anyway, so
You know, one thing led to another
You know, I'm real sorry you had to walk in like that and see
Hey, shit happens, you know
Mike D is in love
Ah, yeah
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da
Ah, da-dum
Do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do
Ba-dum

Girl, you know it's true
That's right, baby