Two Little Men In A Flying Saucer

Two little men in a flying saucer
Flew down to Earth one day
Looked to left and right of it
Couldn't stand the sight of it and said let's fly away

They took a look at a Western movie
Somebody heard them say
If a horse can be a star
Think how dumb the people are
We'd better fly away

Then they shook their little green antennas
Scratched their purple hair
Said this planet is an awful menace
Let's go back to where we came from

Two little men in a flying saucer
Just didn't care to stay
Said it's too peculiar here
Headed for the stratosphere and quickly flew away

Now they took a left in Ebbets Field in Brooklyn
When the Dodgers played a baseball game
Heard all the screaming
Said we must be dreaming 'cause this planet is insane

During intermission
Heard a politician making speeches as they traveled by
But they departed faster than they started
'Cause the holler blew them sky high

Two little men in a flying saucer
Flew down to Earth one day
Listened to a radio
Saw a television show and said let's fly away

They got their fill of commercial jingles
And they were heard to say
All the people seem to be living in a nursery
We'd better fly away

Traveled all around and once they'd seen us
Said let's head for space
We were better off on Mars and Venus
Goodness what a place to live in

Two little men in a flying saucer
Just didn't care to stay
Crossed a crowded thoroughfare
Saw the hats the women wear and quickly flew away
And quickly flew away
While looking at them, they flew away
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