What's The Matter With Me?

What's the matter with me?
Nobody loves me
I just happen to be
Unlucky in love

It seems that every time
I make a date
I know from the start
Someone's gonna break the date
And break my heart

What's the matter with me?
I'm awfully moody
Must my love affairs be
Like Punch and Judy?

I always walk with myself
Talk with myself
And my heart and I agree
I'm not hard to take
So for Heaven's sake
What's the matter with me?

I've read a million novels
Each had a love affair
Some of them where successful
Some of them got nowhere
Where I tow rite my story
It would read like this
My life's a waste, I've yet to taste my first kiss

What's the matter with me?
I'm awfully moody
Must my love affairs be
Like Punch and Judy?

I always walk with myself
Talk with myself
And my heart and I agree
Oh tell me what's the mystery?
What's the trouble, trouble can be?
What's the matter with poor poor me?