Country Music [Those Tear Jerking Songs]

Oh show me a home with a back breakin' lawn
And a wife that nudge night and day
And I'll show you a man with
A drink in his hand
Who stands over the jukebox and plays
Country music those tear jerking songs about
Life the way it really is
He's not happy at home so
He'll play them old songs
And dance with someone that's not his

When the man of the house
Has trouble with his spouse
And she locks him out of the bedroom
He'll just stroll down the street
And some darlings he'll meet
To have a drink and play them old tune
Country music

So take my advice and go out tonight
To your favorite honky tonk bar
Play some Haggard and Tubb or Jones or
Acuff or yours truly H W-J-R
Or anyone else just as long as it's
Country music those tear jerking songs about
Life the way it really is
Have a good time tonight and hope that your
Wife don't ever find out what you did