If It Will It Will

When I was a boy in school
Learning the Golden Rule
I had a crush on my teacher
She was a beautiful creature

When I look at kids today
I think of how we used to play
She taught all us boys and girls
This little song about the real, real world
She said now class

If it will it will
And if it won't it won't
If it does it does
Yeah if it don't it don't
Some days are good some bad you know
That's the way it goes

Give the wheel of life a spin
See where it lands let your spirit fly free
Enjoy yourself while you can
Don't be in a hurry and
Don't ever make plans

'Cause if it will it will
And if it won't it won't
If it does it does
Hey if it don't it don't
Life is not always so smooth
And Murphy's Law is gonna rule

You know the river's gonna flow
Wherever it wants to go
And if the rain wants to fall
You can't stop it at all
No one has ever had control over this world
Don't you know?

'Cause if it will it will
And if it won't it won't
(If it will it will, if it won't it won't)
If it does it does
And if it don't it don't
(If it does it does, if it don't it don't)
Life is not always so smooth
And Murphy's Law is gonna rule

'Cause if it will it will
And if it won't it won't
(If it will it will, if it won't it won't)
If it does it does it does
If it don't it don't
(If it does it does, if it don't it don't)
No one has ever had control over
This old world don't you know
Ain't it so?

(If it will it will, if it won't it won't)
(If it does it does, if it don't it don't)