Norwegian Wood [This Bird Has Flown]

I once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me?
She showed me her room
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?

She asked me to stay
And she told me to sit anywhere
I looked all around
And I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on her rug
Biding my time, drinking her wine
We talked until two
And then she said, "It's time for bed"

She told me she worked in the morning
And started to laugh
I told her, "Well, I don't"
And crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke
I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?