That's How They Do It In Dixie (feat. Big & Rich a...

Cut-off jeans and cowboy boots,
Long blonde hair and dark brown roots.
Lord pinch me
That's how they do it in Dixie.

Electric slidin' on a sawdust floor,
Long-neck chaser for a
Shot of hardcore whiskey
That's how they do it in Dixie.

Little red geo stickers on the window,
Says "Sugar and Spice"
Baby, crank the bass up,
Run it til your sick of those pink fur dice.
Oh, ain't that nice.

Down to the river to go for a dip.
Rollin' them Levis off of her hip.
Goin' Big Kenny skinny
That's how they do it in Dixie.
Splish-splash.

Instrumental Break.

Watermelon lip-gloss,
Kiss beneath the swamp moss,
On a moonlit night.
Bubble gum perfume,
Well placed tattoo,
Above her hiney, hine.
(Oh my.)

Belly button danglin',
And a twenty minute tan.
You know I'll go on Jerry Springer if you hit on my man.
That girl will throw a hissy.
That's how they do it in Dixie.

Cut-off jeans and cowboy boots,
Long blonde hair and dark brown roots.
Lord, pinch me
That's how they do it in Dixie
Yeah, yeah now.

Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie.

Whoo I love them girls man.
In Dixie.
That's how they do it in Dixie.
That's right, class, that's how we do it in Dixie.

Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie.

Bocephus for president,
President of the honky tonk.