What’s On The Bar

What's on the movies what's on the tube
What's on a woman's mind
I don't have a clue
What's with this cell phone
What the hell is wrong with my car
I think I'll go in here check it out
And see what's on the bar
What is the game plan what's with this job
What's the problem at home
That's the problem by far
What's a matter with me
Drinking friends let me tell you the truth
I've been close to love but no cigar
So tell me what's on the bar

Do you have a little Jim Beam
Do you have a little green Jack
Do you have a little coke and ice
So I can knock it on back
And when I get back from the dance floor
My number one prior is what's a girl
And what's on the bar

Can you make a Margarita
Do you have a glass tall
Do you have a bad that knows
How to play an old jimmy Reeves song
Would you like to know the hot spots
The best places by far
Can't recommend what's on the menu
But I know what's on the bar
What's on your mind what's in your heart
Well that's the difference in a
Happy kind of life or just falling apart
Do you want to know the hot spots
I know 'em near and far
I don't know what's on the menu
But I know what's on the bar

Do you have a little Jim Beam
Do you have a little green Jack
Do you have a little coke and ice
So I can knock them both back
And when I get back from the dance floor
My number one prior is hello baby
And whats on the bar whats a girl
And whats on the bar