House of the Gods

Finally found a place they could never reach
Sipping Singha Beer on Pattaya Beach

Singha Beer, don't ask no questions
Singha Beer, don't tell no lies
Singha Beer, don't ask no questions
Singha Beer, don't tell no lies

There's a guy next to me, won't tell me his name
Buy's me Mekong Whiskey just the same

Singha Beer, don't ask no questions
Singha Beer, don't tell no lies
Singha Beer, don't ask no questions
Singha Beer, don't tell no lies

I'm just a wally
Hanging out on Pattaya Beach
I'm just a wally
Hanging out on Pattaya Beach

Met a girl, said she's really going to blow my mind
She says she don't mean sex and I say alright
Turns out, she's a bloke, tries to give me head
I have to run out screaming to the street instead

She's just a wally
Hanging out on Pattaya Beach
I'm just a wally
Hanging out on Pattaya Beach

Singha Beer, don't ask no questions
Singha Beer, don't tell no lies

In the house of the Gods
Where no mongrels preach
I watched the sun going down
On Pattaya Beach

I'm just a wally
Hanging out on Pattaya Beach
I'm just a wall
Hanging out on Pattaya Beach