Don’t Believe In Christmas
Well mom and dad said we could
So I did what I should
I hung my stocking on a wall
I didn't get a thing at all
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'cause I didn't get nothin' last year
Well stayin' up late
To see Santa Claus fly
Well sure enough don't ya know
The fat boy didn't show
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'cause I didn't get nothin' last year
Well I tried to get a little kiss
From a pretty little miss
She slapped me down and said "you jerk
Mistletoe doesn't work"
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'cause I didn't get nothin' last year
Oh right!
Well wakin' up the reindeer
Makin' little kids cheer
The reason that his nose shine
Santa gave him moonshine
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'cause I didn't get nothin' last year
Ah decorate the street light
People lookin' to get right
One hand will slap ya back
The other one will take ya back
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'cause I didn't get nothin' last year
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'cause I didn't get nothin' but fear