Can I Have My Balls Back, Please?

At the bottom of the stairway
I turned round as I was
Ready to leave and said:
"Oh can I have my balls back, please?"

Well, they might not mean that much to you
But they sure as hell mean so much to me
So can I have my balls back, please?

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
I can't really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah

So I went to New York City to
See a doctor thinking maybe that he
Would understand the state I was in
He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son
But you see the same thing's happened to me"
So now I'm home and I'm
Asking you just once more please

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no

Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, I can't really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah

Oh, and I don't know how much longer
I can live my life like this bring 'em back
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, how am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no

So can I have my balls back, please?
Yeah, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh I can't really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees

Oh, and I don't know how much longer
I can live my life like this come on
Bring 'em back they're no use to you anymore
Oh, bring them back to me