Midget Matzah - Ethan Klein

One, two, three, four

Met a girl some time ago
I call her Midget Matzah
Cutest thing that I've ever know'd
She's my little cutie
Coming to visit, gonna grab that whale
They call him Shamu
I'll grab his head and you grab his tail
And we'll bring him to the ocean

Whoa oh, I hope it's not very far
'cause whales are very heavy
And whoa oh, we'll let him jump over you
Pretend he's Free Willy

We'll be just like Bonnie and Clyde
For the 21st century
Driving around in cars that
Run on vegetable oil
And riding turtles to the ocean

Woah oh, bring a camera so the world can see
The cracks in the concrete
Woah oh, the cutest thing that ever be
My little cutie
Woah oh, bring a camera so the world can see
The cracks in the concrete
And woah oh, the cutest thing that ever be
My little cutie

My little cutie my little cutie
My little cutie