Whoopi Goldberg (Intro)

"Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome Whoopie Goldberg!"

"Hey! Hey!
Good evening, Miami
Good evening, world
Welcome!
I'm here this evening in Miami
Where I have not been since hurricane relief
That was the last time I saw ya'll
And I went down to Planet Hollywood
To figure out what I was gonna say
'Cause I'm here to do one thing and one thing only
I'm here to introduce the band
That brought music to us
That our parents told us, we probably shouldn't be listening to
But a lot of our parents are here tonight
A lot of people have tried to mimic this band
But couldn't do it
Because there's only one
So I'm honored and proud and pleased
To introduce the worlds greatest Rock'n'Roll band
Ladies and Gentleman, The Rolling Stones!"